Down on the upside

The stairs at the Court Street subway stop let you know on what side you can go up and on what side you can go down. Aw, that's cute....naive fools! Come rush hour, all bets are off and suddenly you're Henry Winkler going to work*. Perhaps similar stickers should be installed on all the elevators in this city. Don't even get Erik started on elevator etiquette.

* If you haven't seen "Night Shift," the 1982 classic starring Henry Winkler and Michael Keaton, run, don't walk, to your nearest video store (do they still make those?).