My Cat Can Eat a WHOLE Watermelon.

I know, at first glance this looks like some weird animatronic cat in Disney's Haunted Mansion, but I assure you, this is a real cat. This furry friend was spotted outside the enormous church on the corner of our block. Erik somehow captured the cat's very soul on film . . . bravo!

In other news, Karen isn't sure what you're supposed to do to ward off demon cats, but she's hanging a cross and some garlic on our door just to be safe. (Are those eyes the two colors of evil?)