'Twas the second week after Christmas...

You know how this goes. From the last week of December through the first couple weeks in January (this might actually extend to a later date depending on your area), you can walk down the street and see the evidence of people who wake up one morning and say: "Hey! I've got a tree in my house! Why do I have a tree in my house? Trees belong outside!!"
So, for another year, to the street with you, Douglas...if that is indeed your real name.