Bundle up!

Los Angeles: So, hey, New York. I heard you also have recycling...but, you have to, um, sort yours...you know, bundle your paper, sort your bottles and cans, etc. In L.A., we've evolved. We just throw it all in one big blue bin and let other people deal with it.

New York: Yeah, small price to pay. But any garbage you have, old sofas, busted bookcases, etc. Just stick it on your sidewalk and we'll take it away. Twice a week.

Los Angeles: But, ahem, sorting your recyclables? It's not *snicker* 1996.

New York: OK, have fun with your freeways. Also, you're a jackass.